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David Tennant Adopts...a pet? From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (1 hour old)

David Tennant recently was advised to adopt a pet, to help relieve some work-related stress. Because he finds animals untidy, Tennant instead opted to carry around his favourite teddy bear on his … more

3am From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (2 hours old)

I went for a walk in the late afternoon on Saturday. Just needed to get out of my box and get some fresh air. Unfortunately, my bad hip didn't take well to the excercise...which was only a 15 minu… more

Hypocrisy From rubychoo in so far so so-so (5 hours old)

There are two things I can't deal with ... Hypocrisy ... Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies. Neither kill a child, nor a woman, nor an aged… more

Happy Thoughts From rubychoo in so far so so-so (6 hours old)

Once upon a time there was this princess who was quite simply the bees bollix ... She could do the Times crossword, leap tall buildings in a single bound, swim in caves and paint pictures and...and… more

Nice One Safriz ... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (7 hours old)

Have a word with yourself ... :##… more

Fleas Release Me ... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (11 hours old)

The hound is scratching for England ... He develops this 500 yard stare, then his hind leg comes up to scrat and his teeth come down to clat and then he's solid gone for ten minutes, seven-stone of… more

Yer All Wet! From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (13 hours old)

I love having a bathtub again. No, really! You don't appreciate luxuriating in a tub of hot water, until you haven't had a tub for three years. Oooh, it's lovely! It is a bit disconcerting though, … more

Oi! Raffa!... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (14 hours old)

I've said it before and I'll say it again ... Time to go. In fact way beyond time to go ... You have single-handedly made the Mighty Reds mediocre ... Boo, Gerroff ! Yes, you in the Armarn… more

And Then There Were None From rubychoo in so far so so-so (14 hours old)

Yet another set of parents of Sinister's friends have split up ... That leaves, let me see (counts fingers and toes) not one of her close friends with parents who are still together, let alone *whi… more

Slugabed! From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (16 hours old)

I actually slept late today. I woke up around 7am, fell back to sleep. Here it is almost 1pm in the afternoon, and I'm still in my jim-jams...shame on me. Suppose I should go rustle up some grub, … more

Modern caves and ancient desires From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Life beyond adultery (16 hours old)

Mr Mechanic came with Mechanino 1 and 2. And a trailer. Full of old bikes, a little table and some ancient chairs. I saw them and thought of my grandmother, and the feeling was not entirely unpleasant… more

Sinks From dave41 ^Pro in Health & Travel Blog (20 hours old)

The copper kitchen sinks are not just for utility, it is considered a very important room where you prepare your food & satisfy your hunger. Coppersinksstore.com cabinets & storage organizers … more

Thanksgiving is on! From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (1 day old)

My sister's cooker broke, so she's having Thanksgiving at the future in-laws, so she can pick me up in Albany! Now, I just have to figure out a way to get to the bus station at 6.15am. … more

Why is it....? From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (1 day old)

I've noticed that my stats are skewed. I have less than 300 visits, but over 800 page views. Assuming it's a Googlebot or something, and no human could read that many blog pages in a day. But.… more

Opps! From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

So funny!Natalie has been seeing this guy for a good few weeks and she phoned him when she got in tonight,The guy must not have realised he pressed the answer botton on his phone so early because,All … more

Silent Scream From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (1 day old)

It's Friday night. Except for yesterday afternoon, and about 30 minutes Sunday night, I've been stuck inside my wee two-room flat for over a week. Right now, seriously, I don't know what to do wit… more

Blah de blah de blah From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

I had seen some lovely jewelry at asda to go with my dress,So i went down tonight and bought it,A necklace and a cuff thing,I came home and natalie said "think that necklace will be a bit too much wit… more

Dr Who End of Time Preview--Please give to Children In Need From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (1 day old)

This is FAN-FRIGGIN-TASTIC! … more

Something I Thought I'd Never Say ... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (1 day old)

But that was lovely tofu ! Friday is chippy night, and we are spoiled round these parts in that the fish and chip shops are joined at the hip with Chinese takeaways. Firstborn starts getting dr… more

Ho hum From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (1 day old)

I have absolutely nothing to do..well, except Hoover the little area rug in the lounge...and do laundry--which I can't do, cos' I have no quarters (25 cents) to do it with. I was so tired and sore, I … more

David Tennant to Present American Reality Programme From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (1 day old)

David Tennant has been signed on to present a new reality programme, to be broadcast from some really boring rural location in upstate New York. The show, "Celebrity Cheesemaking," will featur… more

Lights, camera, action. From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (1 day old)

There was a time, back in the day, when... read more!… more

David Tennant to Present New Reality Programme in America! From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (1 day old)

David Tennant has been signed on to present a new reality programme, to be broadcast from some really boring rural location in upstate New York. The show, "Celebrity Cheesemaking," will featur… more

Missing From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

Jade nearly got a skelpit leatherin today,I was sitting in the chapel car park and watching the kids come out the school,Jade comes out a certain door so i was watching for her pink jacket and then i … more

Forget 2012! From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (1 day old)

They say now...that the end of the world will be in 2012. On the bus yesterday, I overheard a young woman say..."Yeah, they said that in 2000 and 2009, but we're still having babies." Droughts… more

The good things about three legs From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Gratitude Blog (1 day old)

I explained to my boys what siamese twins are. I described a specific case where the girls where conjoined at the hip and thus had three legs, two torsos and two heads. I expressed my regret at how di… more

Rub it in why don't ya From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

It is one of natalies pals 18th birthday today,Natalie just told me she got a car from her parents as one of her presents,It sort of pale's Natalies piddly birthday present into significance,"sigh" It… more

David Tennant Gives Someone the Boot! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (2 days old)

"Pssst--! Russell! George W. Bush is in the audience. Quick, loan me your boot!"… more

Will I ever see my family again? From playwrite27 in I Ain't Afraid of No Daleks (2 days old)

Thanksgiving at my sister's is off. There's just no way I can work it out. There's absolutely NO public transport to Bennington, Vermont. As in none. Zip, Zero. If you want to go there, you eithe… more

Think i will walk thanks From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

On the way to the shopping centre with my sis today, she was driving along quite the thing (like a maniac as usual) but the street she was on was exceptionaly bumpy and i said "For goodness sake" as i… more