Hello,
Man comes up to me and I hand him a flyer, after reading it he says:
"I have memorised the information in my head (taps right temple) - no point wasting any (flyers)" and hands it back to me before walking off. 
After telling tourists about spitting on the Heart of Midlothian for good luck, a chap from Cornwall says; "They will be closing it down soon with the Swine Flu!"
During my Mary Queen of Scots tour a small boy decides to dance through the group, and then sing opera style about 50 meters away. The group are in hysterics while I try to remain composed. 
R. Voice.
