Hello,
January, January, January what are we to do with you? You have no great redeeming features, no scent of flower or prancy dance! I suggest some kind of protest - December has got Christmas and New Year, and the summer months have ganged up together.
Yes, I know Burns night is on the 25th in Scotland but I dont understand Scots dialect or why so late into the new year?
Team up with September and have a double act - you could be the cool one! 
Janus, the god of the doorway, would lament your cold corridors.
Actually, Im broke, so ummmm lets just leave it......
R. Voice
